Tuesday, July 28, 2009

I Will Clean Your Filter Prodigiously

Look, I'll tell you right now, hot and fresh out of the blogging gate that I cannot do a lot of things for you.

It's not an admission of failure, but an admission of reality, for few people have the imagination for reality. I cannot fill your pantry with sundry snackfoods, I cannot refluff your cat, ungay your son, or debang your cheating wife.

What I can do, and what I will do, is clean the everfucking love out of your pool, or small aquatic sport area.

For I am a pool man. It's what I do. It's my passion.

Following in the footsteps of my Father, my Father's father, and his Uncle, I am the President and CEO of a prominent pool cleaning business in the greater San Diego Area. In this blog, I intend to relfect on my decades of pool experience, and my love of pool cleaning.

No matter your consructural proclivites (above-ground, fiberglass, vinyl-lined, Gunite, or ol' fashioned concrete) my salt and pepper hair, with my calm, baritone demeanor will have your pool dropping its gaurd and letting me in before you know it. It won't be the first, nor will it be the last.

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