Getting Leaves Out of YOUR Pool

Leaves.

They happen, scientist devote countless hours researching their source, but honestly, who fucking knows why they occur or from whence they came.

What boils my blood, however, is when these leaves, those little branchless abortions come floating down from the heavens, landing in my pools, sullying their dignity and cleanliness for the children.

No thing or person affects the dignity or sanctity of my clients' pools, EVER, unless I say so.

And not once in 25 years have I said so.

With that said, to prevent leaves in pools, I have a little tip:

COVER THAT SHIT UP WHEN YOU'RE NOT USING IT.

You can use a brightly-colored tarp, a tightly-woven sheet, or a thin layer of polyurethane to give the effect of walking on water. Whatever you choose, for the love of Christ's Lantern, choose something. Although we specialize in leaf removal, it really pisses me off since preventative maintenance is so easy.